Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald?
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Who gives a shit? She looks great and looks like a good time. I'd just like to spend sme time kissing her all over ( and all under) before I really get serious!
Some balloon jobs are done right. This is clearly not one of them. When the nipple is dead center... Demand a refund!
She is worth an afternoon before heading home to the wife... But not worth the divorce lawyer by any means. 3 star because she was dumb enough to go for surgery...
I'd like to take a big needle and drain those ugly baloons with my turkey baster... all the while I'd have my way with her nice lower body which looks decently in shape and ready for some firm sex...
i prefer fried eggs to a tit job let alone a bad and over size tit job, she has a rockin body but the face in the reviel looked a little aged and hard like there was a few years between pics
Bad caps, sun damaged skin, bleached hair, awful boob job.
What's not to like? Pretty much the entire thing. At this point only 105 folks rated her as "Fair" - WTF is wrong with you people that 190 would rate her "HOF"?
Said a hundred times... pretty girl but shoulda kept it natural. Ladies, the ain't nothing wrong with being small. I prefer them especially over a poorly done job like this.
There is NOTHING I like better than plastic titties on bleached blond honeys! It is almost as exciting to fuck these bitches as it is to open the packaging on a new Barbie Doll, remove her cloths, and lick her cleanly shaved crotch while pinching her plastic nipples!!!!!
Goddamn, I am getting a boner just thinking about going down to the toy store and getting a new doll to play with. Rock hard, manly steel, just waiting for a new plastic girlfriend. I can hardly wait.
not half as hot as she'd like us to think she is, only 10% as hot as she thinks she is. Fake and superficial from head to toe and looks dumb as shovel. But then you don't have to look at the chimney while you're stoking the fire. I bet she doesn't smell of anything (but plastic)
I gave her more credit in the pre-veal.....just KNEW she'd be a modern woman and have that little thing waxed and pretty.....alas, a major let down, I'll have to let the old timers have this one....
I think the main purpose of fake tits is to look good with clothes on; not with clothes off. This girl can wear outfits that she wouldn't be able to wear if she were flat-chested. She looks good with clothes on, so mission accomplished.
Let's be honest, if you didn't know they were fake - you wouldn't stop what you were doing when you discovered they were fake. Same with shaved versus furry muffs. If you've just got a girl naked and then stop because she is shaved or not, or has fake tits - you need to turn in your man card.
In real life, one on one, once ya get as far as finding out they are fake tits, would you care. I would not put a boner away and go home. I agree with the analagy that they often look better inside clothes than bare fair play to her and lots of jizzum
She is a beautiful woman, I would like to see a picture of her before that medical malpractice was inflicted on her chest. I would rather have a flat-chested woman, or a woman with saggy tits that fake ones, even good fake ones are gross and I am speaking from fist hand experience.
You guys haven't seen shit until you check out Girl 248 from Feb. 2009 -- that's a boob job worthy of an arrest for felonious assault on a pair of tits. Check it out.
those tits are so uneven you should make the asshole doctor wear those and then he can look more terrible than she does so pathetic of a dicktor not doctor
Fine. I am married and am never going to touch this woman, let alone see her naked for real (same as the rest of you). But she is very sexy with her clothes on, kind of hideous with the fake tits all jumping out at you. Since I am here to judge and not to actually touch, 4 stars at best.
This gal would be a HoF candidate if not for the bolt-on boobs. Tragic. She's got a lot going for her, yet she went way too big with the implants and looks too freakish.
As an aside, and for any woman that might be watching/reading... fake books are fine if you really NEED them. But if not, let yourself be natural and welcome the guy that relishes you for being you. You can see how this pretty gal is getting some negative votes because of her overdone breast implants. Unless your breasts are hanging down by your belly button, let them be and enjoy the man that will appreciate you for who you are.
To the gal who offered the pics, please understand that bigger isn't always what a guy wants from a gal. I hope you don't take offense to what I said, or others, but us guys just want a gal to be who she is.
awful awful bolt-ons...even your nipples are in the wrong place...poor girl you should get your money back. As for me,,,give me real tits even a cups are cute. Sadly I had to rate you 1 star because I just cant get by them.
Of course they are fake tits, but they look great and so does she. She works out and keeps herself fit. After a long workout, she deserves to be ate out and fucked. I am in.
I guessed a bunch of faggots would announce to the world that they wouldn't fuck her. And blame their homosexual desire on her breasts . I was right . You little dicked losers will never get laid by a woman
I like the fur on the pussy, definitely some eating action. Looks like she would be a fun fuck. If the fake titties make her happy that is fine with me. I would squirt in all holes while she played with her fake titties, the nips look good for sucking. Good lucking woman who needs lots of attention and fucking, a good equation for most of us!
I hadn't realised I'd stumbled upon Claire fucking Raynor's alter 'porn' ego advice line.. or is time to get into the age of aquarius and get right in touch with our feminine sides??
nope i didn't think so, so Mr advice, no women will read that garbage and be impressed it's linked to pics of nekkid ladies which makes you an official wanker and most adult males will be thinking WTF is he gay or what?
if you were into pretty, athletic older lady's with unbelievably bad bolt-ons and ridiculous cruella deville nails you'd probably have found your perfect match. unfortunately i'm not, but fair play to her, she looks like a nice person. bearing in mind the boob job takes at least 1.5 points off her overall score..
So you saved a few $ by going to cheapest plastic surgeon around but your tits now look like crap. Ladies, please spend the extra $ to get your tits done by a good dr.
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fake tits are so boring
ditto
^^^^^ you are boring
AMEN on the "fake tits are boring"! Nice looking woman, otherwise.
der beste Beweis für die unfähigkeit von Schönheits-chirurken - schade um die Frau -
ich denke nicht das Sie glücklich ist --M.------
"fake tits are so boring"
Who gives a shit? She looks great and looks like a good time. I'd just like to spend sme time kissing her all over ( and all under) before I really get serious!
Horny Joe in VA.
i am dissapoint :(
really dnt like the implants, n the pic is difficult to judge, but I love blondes so 7 out of 10
Not bad looking, ugliest tits ever.
Sun damage, bleached hair and fake titties. Bummer. Nice meaty looking pussy though!
-PDX
Some balloon jobs are done right. This is clearly not one of them. When the nipple is dead center... Demand a refund!
She is worth an afternoon before heading home to the wife... But not worth the divorce lawyer by any means. 3 star because she was dumb enough to go for surgery...
They bolted them on too tight!
WOW!!!!!!
Farmboy
First time I can ever remember saying this on here: She should have left her clothes on.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers in it. But she should have kept the old bobbies.
What the heck did he use? Cereal bowls?!?!?! Malpractice!!! Better yet, but that doc behind bars!!!
Perfect fake tits, nice natural bush, cute "girl-next-door" look...boys, you are either going to love this girl or hate her!
Mr. Shankly
Barbie!
I'd like to take a big needle and drain those ugly baloons with my turkey baster... all the while I'd have my way with her nice lower body which looks decently in shape and ready for some firm sex...
i prefer fried eggs to a tit job let alone a bad and over size tit job, she has a rockin body but the face in the reviel looked a little aged and hard like there was a few years between pics
Ugly fake tits ...
horrible tit job but I'd still put the ol girl through her paces...
That's where the two missing nuclear warheads have been hidden. In her chest. She should keep her shirt on so as to not give her secret away. Scary.
Beautiful girl with a horrible boob job. Probably didn't need them in the first place. What a waste.
too bad.....should have stayed natural
uggly boobjob
She is attractive but I bet she would mo' hotter with her original equipment. Some surgar daddy dropped some money for those.
She should sue the doctor for malpractice for that shit tit job......natural is best
what a shame about the bolt ons, she's a cracker and no doubt
i'd love to
said the Yorkshire tyke
Elle a un téton qui cueille les cerises et l'autre qui regarde si le garde-champêtre arrive....
Cantaloupes aren't ripe ywt......way roo hard. Lets fo look at the peachrs.
Pretty girl, smokin body but as the concensus agrees boobs need redone by a competant surgeon. Love her even though...........
Too bad about the bolt ons. Girls, girls, girls! Plastic is not fantastic!. Tell anyone that wants you to get plastic...To take a hike!
get your money back for that piss poor boob job
bet them tits feel like hard rubber - beyond stupid to put chemicals in your body & than end up with results such as this
besides it's all about dat ass & pussy
Silicone enhanced craigslist hooker.
I'll wager she was stunning pre-enhancement.
Ugliest tits I ever saw!
fake tits are soooooooo yesterday
Sue your doctor, those tits are awful. :-( Why do women do that shit?
Holy mother of all that is good, why would you post this horrendous, lazy eyed chested dreck?
these bolt ons are so horribly perfect they look grotesque! unfortunately tho, an elective procedure cannot enhance her self esteem.
can we say " Refund" IL
Incredible tight body but bad boob job - I'll go 4 of 5 but would have like to see pre enhancement
Muffpro
I want my money back!
Bad caps, sun damaged skin, bleached hair, awful boob job.
What's not to like? Pretty much the entire thing. At this point only 105 folks rated her as "Fair" - WTF is wrong with you people that 190 would rate her "HOF"?
Too bad about the horrible clown tits...
Said a hundred times... pretty girl but shoulda kept it natural. Ladies, the ain't nothing wrong with being small. I prefer them especially over a poorly done job like this.
Bolts only Frankenstein could love.
Also disappointed in women with bad/cracked feet and heels. I can see that on a man.
Cock-eyed tits a major let down. Nuf said.
Okay! Last have totally made up for 2770 and 2771... I like 2704 best though!
Last 3 that is!
There is NOTHING I like better than plastic titties on bleached blond honeys! It is almost as exciting to fuck these bitches as it is to open the packaging on a new Barbie Doll, remove her cloths, and lick her cleanly shaved crotch while pinching her plastic nipples!!!!!
Goddamn, I am getting a boner just thinking about going down to the toy store and getting a new doll to play with. Rock hard, manly steel, just waiting for a new plastic girlfriend. I can hardly wait.
fake fake fake tits
"Dieser ist der beste Beweis für die unfähigkeit von Schönheitschirurgen.
Das ist schade über das Frau.
Ich denke nicht daß sie glücklich
ist."
Sehr wahr. Es ist so hässlich.
Bad implants but nice looking bush though. Three stars
another insecure bitch that caved to the hand of a less than talented plastic surgeon. i'd fuck my brother before i even showed it to her.
Don't know which is worse - the horrible boob job or her face.
I do believe those are the phoniest fake tits I ever did see.
not half as hot as she'd like us to think she is, only 10% as hot as she thinks she is.
Fake and superficial from head to toe and looks dumb as shovel.
But then you don't have to look at the chimney while you're stoking the fire.
I bet she doesn't smell of anything (but plastic)
Worst bolt on's I have ever seen. A cheap boob job even by Tijuana standards.
pathetic
Nice moss on her crotch! But the bolt on breasts?? Not doing it.
I gave her more credit in the pre-veal.....just KNEW she'd be a modern woman and have that little thing waxed and pretty.....alas, a major let down, I'll have to let the old timers have this one....
I think the main purpose of fake tits is to look good with clothes on; not with clothes off. This girl can wear outfits that she wouldn't be able to wear if she were flat-chested. She looks good with clothes on, so mission accomplished.
Let's be honest, if you didn't know they were fake - you wouldn't stop what you were doing when you discovered they were fake. Same with shaved versus furry muffs. If you've just got a girl naked and then stop because she is shaved or not, or has fake tits - you need to turn in your man card.
AMEN on the "fake tits are boring"! Nice looking woman, otherwise.
EXACTLY.
In real life, one on one, once ya get as far as finding out they are fake tits, would you care.
I would not put a boner away and go home.
I agree with the analagy that they often look better inside clothes than bare
fair play to her and lots of jizzum
they're not fake if you can touch them
Just do her doggy style and the bolt-ons won't be such a turnoff. She looks great in that sweater, I gotta say, especially sans bra.
I'd pound the pussy of this blond hottie like the first of an angry god.
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She is a Penn State football uniform. Nice uniform, bad helmet
She is a beautiful woman, I would like to see a picture of her before that medical malpractice was inflicted on her chest. I would rather have a flat-chested woman, or a woman with saggy tits that fake ones, even good fake ones are gross and I am speaking from fist hand experience.
I will take all the fakes boob this bunch of fags don't want.
TOTALLY FUCKABLE
Vote for Pedro
Pedro don't give a shit. He'll fuck anything.
that "doctor" needs glasses !!! sad job honey
She is very close to HOF with her clothes on but for fuck sake those tits just look stupid.
Also if you are going to go the modern look of bolt on tits stay with the program love and havr the matching shaved muff.
Cuntpro
Nice body,nice face looks like a nice ass Don't like fake tits
Some surgeons don't even put in the littlest bit of effort.
Fake tits = Fair rating.
bikerjack
not crazy about the boob job but still HOF because the rest is smokin' HOT
Nice weld-ons.
What a waste of a good loking girl.
Shame, shame. Rendered useless by the fake tits!
i think they r real :>
What a shame she has ruined an otherwise smoking body with such horrible plastic bags. If it weren't for those fakies she'd be a total wow
the worst boob job ever,get your money back!
Hope she got a full refund on the botched boob job.
must have won those for selling magazines...cheapo
Looks better clothed.
That surgeon should be in prison for that job.
ugmo
Here nipples really scare me... It's like they are watching me move around the room! Aaarrrrggghhhh!
When will they learn, most men don't like big tits. Really ugly bolt ons. Cute face but thats it. Only rates a fair but even that is really hard.
You guys haven't seen shit until you check out Girl 248 from Feb. 2009 -- that's a boob job worthy of an arrest for felonious assault on a pair of tits. Check it out.
Horrid fake tits. Why do they do that shit?
Bolt-ons should be illegal....false advertising
those tits are so uneven you should make the asshole doctor wear those and then he can look more terrible than she does so pathetic of a dicktor not doctor
Chrissake...who fucked up this little hardbodies chest?
Einstoned....you are sooooo right about # 248, oooffff
Perfectly great woman in the preveal
OMFG! Wasn't lying about Girl #248. Doctor should be shot.
Baaaadddddddd Tit job. I bet they were perfect before!
Not even good fake tits.
Beautiful Babe! Plus love those nice titties!!!
What a shame !
Einstoned -- #248's pictures could have been used in a malpractice lawsuit... poor dumbass chick. But a nice Dyson vac...
F.A.K.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fine. I am married and am never going to touch this woman, let alone see her naked for real (same as the rest of you). But she is very sexy with her clothes on, kind of hideous with the fake tits all jumping out at you. Since I am here to judge and not to actually touch, 4 stars at best.
This gal would be a HoF candidate if not for the bolt-on boobs. Tragic. She's got a lot going for her, yet she went way too big with the implants and looks too freakish.
As an aside, and for any woman that might be watching/reading... fake books are fine if you really NEED them. But if not, let yourself be natural and welcome the guy that relishes you for being you. You can see how this pretty gal is getting some negative votes because of her overdone breast implants. Unless your breasts are hanging down by your belly button, let them be and enjoy the man that will appreciate you for who you are.
To the gal who offered the pics, please understand that bigger isn't always what a guy wants from a gal. I hope you don't take offense to what I said, or others, but us guys just want a gal to be who she is.
Horrible boob job...but in her defense, from the look of her nipples she was probably really flat-chested beforehand.
Horrible. Women, please stop defacing yourselves with plastic tits and bad tattoos.
derp tits are derp.
Your fake tits make you look ridiculous.
awful awful bolt-ons...even your nipples are in the wrong place...poor girl you should get your money back. As for me,,,give me real tits even a cups are cute.
Sadly I had to rate you 1 star because I just cant get by them.
Good Pub for P. I . P !!!!
It's a pity very nice girl but tits damaged ¡¡¡
bolt ons kill it, 3 star max
so she has a bad boob job, I would not throw her out of bed, no way.
My ex wife had fake boobs, I didnt like them however they looked more real than that crap. I would still fuck the hell out of her. Then leave
That bush looks thick and Fluffy. I like it a lot.
High maintenance loser. Good looking though.
49 min 55 sec
this is why pharma stocks are thriving - bad karma
bloody awful bolt-ons, shame cause the rest is not too bad,
Horrible scars on minging tits and her right nipple has been put on wrong.
What a shambles!!
I hope this woman hasn't got the French PIP industrial silicone in those!!
Attractive, with a nice body, muff, and I'd guess a sweet tasting pussy, spoiled by THOSE.
3*. Its not the best of jobs, she needs compensation.
Yorkshire
This is a hottie despite the fake ones. Very put together. A MILF to the first degree.
Of course they are fake tits, but they look great and so does she. She works out and keeps herself fit. After a long workout, she deserves to be ate out and fucked. I am in.
I'm all in too !
Verif word phewele
I don't care if the tits are fake ,
her twat is real and waiting phewele
" FOR MY WILLY"
Sue your plastic surgeon...he fucked you
How can such atractive girls screw up there tits like that? what could have been a raging hard on turned into an elavator button
A fake person. Fake tits and she is a fake blonde. Just be yourself, honey.
worst tits EVER
Is there anything real there????????
cute girl ruined forever by freaky looking tits. lovely muff and would have been 5* if she had natural small tits. 3*
BOLT ONS LOOK BAD. MUFF LOOKS GOOD,SHE IS CUTE JUST NEEDS REAL TITS.
patetica con quelle tette ridicolmente finte!!! dovrebbe fare causa al chirurgo!!!!!
nothing worse than fake titties.. sorry blonde floozy ya went from 4 to HATED IT!
head and body don't belong to the same person!
Frankentits
Looks like she has breast reduction scars, after which she had the salt bags to make them big again. Said bags slipped and we see the result.
I guessed a bunch of faggots would announce to the world that they wouldn't fuck her.
And blame their homosexual desire on her breasts .
I was right .
You little dicked losers will never get laid by a woman
I like the fur on the pussy, definitely some eating action. Looks like she would be a fun fuck. If the fake titties make her happy that is fine with me. I would squirt in all holes while she played with her fake titties, the nips look good for sucking. Good lucking woman who needs lots of attention and fucking, a good equation for most of us!
Bad bad tit job - not much better muff.
Looks like she has a lazy nipple, they are no where close to lined up.
Well yeah, I would. Only because it's better than jerking off.
worse fakes than a 1972 Barbie doll ferify word "catscar"
Bad boob job but pretty girl that's probably a lot of fun. Wouldn't throw her out of my bed
What horrible aftermarket boobs! Nice nipple placement...come on...
they look like mickey mouse ears !!! pretty chick, sad job
I love fake boobs!!!
Somebody put her fake boobs in the wrong place.
the surgeon had to have cut their hands
OMG anonymous..January 19, 2012 11:06 PM
I hadn't realised I'd stumbled upon Claire fucking Raynor's alter 'porn' ego advice line.. or is time to get into the age of aquarius and get right in touch with our feminine sides??
nope i didn't think so, so Mr advice, no women will read that garbage and be impressed it's linked to pics of nekkid ladies which makes you an official wanker and most adult males will be thinking WTF is he gay or what?
either way your a sad twat
aufgepumpte Titten mit Warzen die nicht zentriert sind.
You can tell they are implants even in the preveal
Lovely girlie, lovely body. Shame about the fake titties. Very fit though.
tits by Goodyear
if you were into pretty, athletic older lady's with unbelievably bad bolt-ons and ridiculous cruella deville nails you'd probably have found your perfect match. unfortunately i'm not, but fair play to her, she looks like a nice person.
bearing in mind the boob job takes at least 1.5 points off her overall score..
5.9/10
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v.word: monging
ugly plastic-boobs
HER TITS LOOK LIKE E T !!! PHONE HOME AND THEN YOUR LAWYER !! SAD
note to self - they guy offering a "buy one get one free boob job" might not be on the up an up.
So you saved a few $ by going to cheapest plastic surgeon around but your tits now look like crap. Ladies, please spend the extra $ to get your tits done by a good dr.
cute girl,love her pussy hate the bolt on boobs
awful tits.. what more can you say... umm... shitty tits... yea... crappy tits... yea... i'd still suck on em though
I need to see a little more before I pass judgement. Could still be one of those last second surprises!
I guessed shaved for sure. I was wrong.
shoulda went for the nose job first, THEN the boobs!
SONO FINTEEEE !!!!
FAKE BOBS !!!
I love this chick!
Too bad about the boobs, great body and a very lovely pussy
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