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10/18/09

Girl #1032


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88 comments:

Tyrone said...

Acrobatic!

Anonymous said...

Go Canada!

hardboiled said...

The last 4 entries have all looked really nasty.

Anonymous said...

Got Dayum.

hardboiled said...

Actually No 1014 was last nice looking one, the rest have all looked like they've come from the rescue home.
Yes I know there's a recession on.

geo said...

Scary, but flexible

Toby said...

Wow.

Anonymous said...

It's Sister Mary Margaret from the convent!

Anonymous said...

these are all bogan!!!

Anonymous said...

Love her fleibility. Shave some more and I will let you have sex with me

Anonymous said...

5 for flexibility -4 for making me puke.
dissapointing

Anonymous said...

Alcohol! LOL

Anonymous said...

sick. seriously? If I wanted gross, I'd go elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

gross

Anonymous said...

It's official....my dick is completely useless now!!!!!!!!!!!! This bitch might be the nastiest one ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spiffy said...

Go elsewhere, complainers. there is no such thing as bad pussy. Flexible, meaty, and who cares if she is a hot mess.

hardboiled said...

Spiffy, you have VERY low standards compared to the rest of us. Go back to the farm yard appreciation group.

SMH said...

Nice entranceway, but she's got that look of the someone who severely needs to enter a 12-step program.

Anonymous said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

is she trying to suck her cock ? or just need to eat ???

Anonymous said...

OOOGLY

Sean said...

Uglier than a hatful of arseholes, and one nasty looking pussy. My eyes have started bleeding just looking at this mess

Philly Bob said...

I'm going back to #1031! Yikes!

Anonymous said...

She has an annnoying expression on her face, which will only get more annoying over time.

She is flexible which is a plus,


but her Cooter sure does look Stanky.

Anonymous said...

It looks like she's drinking Kahlua and milk. Which is what my 'ex' wife used to drink.

I always wondered how she could get drunk on Kahlua and milk. Sometimes she would get plastered on it. Turns out Kahlua actually has some Vodka in it.

We're no longer together. That bitch was treacherous and always difficult.

Anonymous said...

Nice heary muff

Spiffy said...

Sorry Hardboiled, my sarcasm didn't carry thru at all. It is hard to censor amateur submissions though.

Joe in LA said...

Flexible for an older chick.

I'd fuck it, but I wouldn't be bragging about it, either

Anonymous said...

Holy crap Batman , we need the Bat hair remover

RJB said...

Nice.

Porno_Bimbo said...

That vagina was just pumped. Look's a bit wet and sloppy. Hope they had a good time. 2 stars for the decent bush. Minus 3 for being un-attractive.

Anonymous said...

make a wish

Dashboard said...

Oh Hell No ! Raunchiest looking cunt I'd seen since 1968 !

Anonymous said...

That is one LOOOONNNNNGGGGG Vagina.

I suspect she uses a lot of toilet paper wiping that thing...

Anonymous said...

BORRACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

its quite rare for me to give 1 star but here goes..

the only GHM contestant i can think of who is worse is that granny who was tied to a chair a while back. that image is scared to my brain forever, thanks alot GHM, im off to kill myself.








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Ex-offender said...

Spiffy -- at least ONE of us out here got your comment.

If you're the enabling type, this girl is for you. Keep her half-crocked and she'll do ANYTHING for you. Fix her a waker-upper in the morning and you'll get the best sex a hangover can produce, and that's straight-up.

revidffum said...

If she would shave that mess, it might look rather meaty. She should show the tits too.

Anonymous said...

How did this woman average 2 1/2 stars? One of the skankiest on this site!!

Mr Fleshlight said...

Strangely sexy...

Anonymous said...

Yikes, messy!!

But maybe if you're wasted...

hardboiled said...

Spiffy... I was only joking.

Anonymous said...

SKANK!!!

Anonymous said...

Gawd!! Please don't fart!!!

Anonymous said...

try when she is sober

Anonymous said...

Lovely!

A real woman, one you can party with and no doubt totally uninhibitied!

12 STARS!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

flexy milf.. my most favourite stocking filler!! and what with christmass just round the bend..

nowt wrong wi that un, get your beer goggles on and your away!!

Big Bob said...

God, another middle aged woman trying to be 25 again, Give it up cougar, you're the only one who thinks you're hot. Find a guy your own age who will appreciate you for what you are. The 20 something guys you think you can be with, think you're a joke, so do I!!!! Trust me you will be happier in the end, if you accept you for what you are

Anonymous said...

omg can anyone else smell that? fuckin awful

One who's done it said...

There are a lot of 20-something guys that would love to give that pussy some attention. They may not brag to their friends, but they'd hit that every time they got horny -- while they're looking for hotties on campus.

MILF MASTER said...

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ! !

Anonymous said...

Great snatch!!

Anonymous said...

even the milf master says no.

Anonymous said...

milf...kinda. i think the yoga pose did it for me. lol

MUFF MUNCHER said...

FLEXABLE THAT`S A NICE CHANGE ...DO HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER LEGS BEHIND HER EARS

Anonymous said...

YUCK, some old used-up alcoholic crack-whore. Minus 5 stars.

Anonymous said...

you put your right foot in---you put your right foot out----
you should shave your snatch
that's what it's all about-----

mm

Chris of the Seas said...

I thought it would be worse based on her face.

Although it's pretty sad when your snatch is more attractive than your face.

wobbley said...

I wonder if stinks as bad as it looks?

Peace... said...

I'm actually impressed... I like the "bendy" chicks... and, of course, the fuzzy muff always gets me...

I'd do her and keep her around for emergencies... she'd stick around cause of all the crack and booze I'd give her...

Peace...

Jack said...

looks like that snatch was stuffed with chunks of chopped liver.

Glande said...

precious chocho, to eat it

Anonymous said...

i'ed fuck her asshole while fisting that mess she calls a vagina....then maybe i'ed piss on her,or she could piss on my cock while i jerk off in her pussy mixing my semen with her urine

you know....for the hell of it


don't judge me!

NAUGHTY WEB said...

I want to have that for lunch!

Anonymous said...

Not bad for an old coot.

Anonymous said...

bet she cant put a fruit pastel in her mouth without chewing it?

Anonymous said...

Oh, please, we'd all do her in a pinch--the key is knowing when to hold and when to fold with a woman of her character. A sorta skanky, not so hot, three-input woman like that can save you a fortune on prostitutes, bar sluts and internet porn. On the plus side, looks to be very low maintenance--perhaps some new curtains for the trailer from time to time at WalMart--and very high ROI. Throw her sun dress over her head and bang away on the dirty kitchen counter before heading back to the wife and kids for the evening. A keeper as long as she keeps doing yoga, shuts her mouth, and does as she's told.

Anonymous said...

She looks like fun. Anyone that flexible has to be a kick.
Thanks.

Anonymous said...

*shuts eyes, tries to think of moles instead*

wackablahblah said...

Dont get me wrong, she looks hot but then i see that snatch and it looks like i just caught something just from looking

Anonymous said...

Is she really felxible or is she just trying to see how bad she stinks down there?

Anonymous said...

no mo nasty bitchEs please

adtileandstone@hotmail.com said...

If I am right, it looks like she has huge lips in there

Anonymous said...

Another hairball choked up. WTF??

Anonymous said...

You guys are 'mos!

I wanna party with this bitch in a very disrespectful manner.

Anonymous said...

the only thing missing is cum coming out of that vag.

licker said...

Really looks sore.

Anonymous said...

granny has mad skills

Anonymous said...

MOM ?!!?!? W T F ?!?!

Anonymous said...

eyes way too far apart and appear to have some hound dog in them there eyes. No dishwasher. again with the low income queen of the trailer park women. this one is a "more successful" sister of #1036. This one has the doublewide instead of the singlewide. nasty. I can almost hear her raspy smoking induced barratone voice calling out for another cig

Anonymous said...

"A sorta skanky, not so hot, three-input woman like that can save you a fortune on prostitutes, bar sluts and internet porn. On the plus side, looks to be very low maintenance--perhaps some new curtains for the trailer from time to time at WalMar"

How on earth can you even think to make such assumptions about this women based simply on a couple o' photo's....

you sir are a cunt...
presuming you have a love normal life at some stage in your life, one day your sex partner will not be the perfect bald fannied sex goddess you remember wanking over, she will be the mother of your kids and probably be hammered from bearing them for you, and you will still have to look at her for many years to come..presuming your not a queer that is....

women are all beautiful and we all age... ha ha it's coming to you all!!

Anonymous said...

she's in good nick for an old bird..

some miles left on that un

Anonymous said...

piece of roast beef on a barber shop floor

Anonymous said...

i don't know why, but i have a feeling she pissed in her pants not too long after taking this yoga pic.

Anonymous said...

GROSS!!! NASTY ASS PUSSY

Anonymous said...

Beautiful, furry, and flexible too! Fantastic!

Anonymous said...

When did I start browsing a crack whore porn site?

Anonymous said...

Nice lingerie!